I think the title speaks for itself. While I have curtailed my use of foul language, unless it's during commute time in which case my verbal expletives tend to put hairline fractures in my windshield, "dammit" and "God Dammit" are too loose to my lips. Subsequently, as would be expected, our daughters have learned their first swear words. Although I find them to be the lesser of evils when it comes to swear words.
Now normally it would just be embarrassing that a child would repeat such a word(s) in polite company. But in the case of Miss Eva, it's down right hysterical. Not only does she use the word(s), but, she uses them in proper context! If she drops her ice cube on the floor, she'll look down and say.."Dammit!" If I drop something or slam something down, on purpose or by accident, she says "Goddammit Baba!" She has also said "dammit Daddy!" to a couple of his accidental drops of items.
Regardless, to my beautiful daughters...please refrain from using such objectionable language in polite company. And for God's sake, DON'T repeat anything Daddy says! Then we'll really be f*****!
5 comments:
Too funny! Its hilarious how the girls use the unsavoury lingo in context!
I'm going to need a muzzle.
K
lmao! there's no telling what my girls have picked up from my sailor's mouth...Heaven help us.
I'm sorry that I'm late to the game but that is too funny. So, you got you self a little lady trucker there. Oh well!
Love the story. You need to post more often ya know! m.
We recently took my niece who is 2 1/2 swimming at a public pool. She managed to take a huge dump in her swimsuit and right there in the middle of the changing room pulled down the bottom of her swimming suit casing a huge pile of poo to roll down her leg. She then proceeded to scream "Oh Sh**t! Oh Sh**t!" over and over at the top of her lungs just in case anyone missed the spectacle. I think it would have been much cuter if she had yelled Dammit!
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